Punish Me, Daddy Card Game

"I played this game with my friends and we were dying laughing."
- Dakota

Still sitting around laughing at cards with "funny phrases" on them? 🙄

It's time to stop being boring, throw a real party, and start playing Punish Me, Daddy, the card game designed to embarrass your friends (and you).

1. Draw a Dare.
2. Add a Twist.
3. Can't do it? Get a Punishment. 😈

Combine Dares, Twists, and Punishments for over 1,000,000 hilarious combinations guaranteed to give you hours of stupidly fun time.

😱 1,000,000+ combinations
😂 See your friends embarrass themselves
🎉 Cards against who? Punish Me, Daddy is a real party
📱 Record hilarious social media stories
😬 Get out of your comfort zone
🤪 The most unique card game you'll ever play
🥃 Turn it into a drinking game
🤫 Arrives in discreet packaging
❤️ Support a small business

All IN-STOCK orders ship within 24 hours with discreet packaging so you don't have to explain what Punish Me, Daddy is to your mailman! 🚚

Dares

• Striptease in front of everyone.
• Act like the weird uncle you avoid during the holidays.
• Act like an angry chihuahua.

Twists

• Everyone playing gets to throw things at you.
• Be blindfolded.
• Be on your hands and knees.

Punishments

• Crack an egg over your head.
• Flash everyone playing.
• Let every player draw something on your face.